Not My President T Shirt

10 Places to Wear a Not My President T Shirt

Wear a Not My President t shirt in your tinder profile picture.

Wearing a Not My President t shirt in your tinder profile picture is a great way to let potential suitors know that you don’t support the political regime of an unhinged reality TV star.

A dating profile picture is an important opportunity to let complete strangers on the internet know everything they could need to know about you in highly curated and carefully filtered snapshot. Some people choose photos of themselves with exotic animals, or expensive cars, because they want their profile picture to scream, “I’m a douche, but I’ll pay for dinner.” If you want your profile to give off an air of “I’m progressive, and wont try to convince you that the world would be safer if every American citizen were armed,” you might as well have a progressive message written across your chest. Wearing a Not My President t shirt will let all the young republicans and NRA members who might be scrolling through your profile know that they had best swipe left.

not my president t shirt

Not My President t shirt

Not My President T Shirt

not my president t shirt

Not My President t shirt

Not My President T Shirt

Not My President t shirt
Not My President t shirt
not my president t shirt

Wear a Not My President t shirt golfing.

Nothing pairs better with a little light exercise than a Not My President t shirt.

You might think that a president would spend his days busy in meetings, crafting policy, and checking in on international governments but you would be wrong. It turns out that our president likes to spend his time participating in the recreational activities of the uber wealthy while his constituents struggle to make it between paychecks. If that sounds wrong or perhaps even cruel to you, you are a perfect candidate to wear a Not My President t shirt.

Trump recently celebrated his 100th day spent on the golf course as sitting president. That’s quite an impressive feat for a man who has also publicly argued that exercise depletes your life energy and leads to a faster death. Trump’s affinity for golf means that if you decide to take the day off work and spend some time perfecting your swing you are far more likely to run into him than you would be if you were to spend the day at a meeting on foreign policy or internal affairs. Perhaps you will pass Trump on the back nine while you are wearing your Not My President t shirt. You can smile and wave. Don’t worry he won’t be offended when looking at your shirt, reading isn’t really his strong suit.

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Wear a Not My President t shirt to calculus class.

Are you a high school student? Wearing a shirt with words to class is always a great way to remind your teachers that you know how to read. And wearing a not my president shirt to class is a great way to let your teachers and classmates know that you’ve been watching the news, and you are concerned.

After a recent school shooting (a tragedy that has become far too common in our increasingly dystopian society) Donald Trump offered the best solution he could come up with in regards to preventing future unnecessary massacres. To no one’s surprise he skipped over all sorts of reasonable ideas, like curtailing dangerous individuals access to firearms, and was instead just a call for more guns. Trump believes that teachers should be armed. That’s exactly the sort of news that makes you want to run out and buy a Not My President t shirt. You might say Trump’s position shouldn’t be surprising coming from the figurehead of a party that generally proclaims “more guns!” when faced with any problem, and you would be right. You might also say that, that’s quite a lot to ask of teachers, professionals hired for their ability to communicate information to children and not their ability to take down a dangerous gunman, and you would also be right about that.

Wearing a Not My President t shirt to calculus class is a great way to let your teacher know that you don’t expect her to come to work fully armed. In fact you’d actually rather she not come to work armed at all. You saw the way she reacted when a scheduled fire drill occurred last week. She forgot about the fire drill and was completely caught off guard when the alarm started ringing. In all her excitement she somehow managed to both drop her dry erase marker and knock over her coffee in one fell swoop when she jumped with fright. That’s not exactly the type of person you want to see tasked with aiming a gun in an active shooter situation. Unlike Trump you don’t see your teachers as a last line of defense against armed gunmen. You’re new Not My President t shirt will make that position clear.

Wear a Not My President t shirt to meet your boyfriend’s parents.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression so you’ll want to wear a Not My President t shirt when first meeting your boyfriend’s parents. It’s a nice way of saying, “I am a lovely and respectful girlfriend who doesn’t vote for racist presidential candidates.”

Not My President t shirts are cozy and figure-flattering while also conveying your preference that the free world not be lead by a man who is at risk of inciting nuclear warfare with his tweets. By wearing a not my president t shirt you will be letting your boyfriends parents know that you’ll make a great mother someday and that you’ll love their future grandchildren regardless of the sexual preferences they are born with. You won’t be hitting your mother-in-law up for money to send the kids to conversion camp anytime soon.

Wear a Not My President t shirt to meet your girlfriend’s parents.

Wearing a Not My President t shirt to meet your girlfriend’s parents is a great way of saying, “I am excited to meet you, and have never tried to grab your daughter by the pussy.” Her parents will rest easier at night knowing that their daughter isn’t dating a man whose life plans include spray tanning himself orange, maintaining a bleach blonde combover and stealing from the poor to give to the rich.

If you want to win extra brownie points, go ahead and buy her parents each a Not My President t shirt. Once you all have them on you’ll want to pose in front of the fireplace and take a group photo for posterity. Nothing says instant son in law better than a group photo full of mutually shared political discontent.

Wear a Not My President t shirt to a PTA meeting.

Nothing says, “I care about public schools and don’t want them destroyed by a talking pumpkin wearing a taupe,” better than a Not My President t shirt.

Maybe you have never been an active member of your child’s school’s Parent Teacher Association. But then you saw that Betsy Devos had been chosen to lead the department of education and you thought it might be time to start getting involved. Besides, it’s always fun to add an extra, unpaid, meeting into your day. These meetings are even more fun than your average business meeting because they are filled with parents who are rightfully concerned that the president is trying to dismantle the public education system that their children so desperately need.

And then there’s the question of what to wear. Are these things business or casual? There is the word “meeting” in the title but there’s also the word “parent” and one of the best parts of parenting is supposed to be that it can be done in sweatpants. You should probably just go ahead and wear a Not My President t shirt. There’s a sort of professional air to it and it also expresses the exact concerns that have spurred you to add an extra meeting to your week.

Wear a Not My President t shirt on your way to lunch with a woman.

Wearing a Not My President t shirt to lunch with a woman is a great way to say, unlike Vice President Pence, I’m not completely terrified of female genitalia. When you show up to lunch with your not my president t shirt she will feel secure knowing that you see her as an actually human being capable of independent thought and decision making.

While you are picking at your trendy salads the woman you are having lunch with can look across the table and be reminded that you are wearing a Not My President t shirt. She will be glad to remember that you don’t see this lunch as a potentially sexual exchange.

Wear a Not My President t shirt to church.

If you ascribe to a belief in an all powerful man in the sky deciding whether or not you spend eternity in bliss or damnation you are definitely going to want him to see you wearing a Not My President t shirt to his house of worship. You’re not going to want him thinking you associate with a political figure who refers to lesser developed countries as “shitholes.” Trump is a man who believes that all people are created equal, except of course, immigrants, poor people, women, and anyone who disagrees with him on twitter. So if you’ll be spending your sunday practicing kindness to all men and practicing a religion that believes we were all created in the same image then there is no better outfit than a not my president t shirt.

Wear a Not My President t shirt on a blind date.

If you’re finally giving in and going out with the “nice young lawyer” that your grandma has been talking about for weeks it’s a great time to throw on your Not My President t shirt. Pair it with some bright lipstick and a big grin. Because nothing is sexier than believing that all human beings deserve access to healthcare.

Your Not My President t shirt will also be a good conversation starter once you’ve run through the typical first date questions about school, career, family, and pets. When he asks what inspired you to buy the shirt you can coyly reach for his hand and tell him that you finally found a graphic tee that perfectly epitomizes your political discontent and you just couldn’t bear to live without it. Now that you’re holding hands you can look lovingly into eachothers eyes and swap stories about how many boxes of tissues you went through while sobbing on election night. If it turns out he went through more than you, he’s a keeper. Now might be a good time to take down the tinder profile that features you in the very same Not My President t shirt that you are wearing on this very date.

Wear a Not My President t shirt on a blind date.

If you’re finally giving in and going out with the “nice young lawyer” that your grandma has been talking about for weeks it’s a great time to throw on your Not My President t shirt. Pair it with some bright lipstick and a big grin. Because nothing is sexier than believing that all human beings deserve access to healthcare.

Your Not My President t shirt will also be a good conversation starter once you’ve run through the typical first date questions about school, career, family, and pets. When he asks what inspired you to buy the shirt you can coyly reach for his hand and tell him that you finally found a graphic tee that perfectly epitomizes your political discontent and you just couldn’t bear to live without it. Now that you’re holding hands you can look lovingly into each others eyes and swap stories about how many boxes of tissues you went through while sobbing on election night. If it turns out he went through more than you, he’s a keeper. Now might be a good time to take down the tinder profile that features you in the very same Not My President t shirt that you are wearing on this very date.

Wear a Not My President t shirt while sitting on your couch crafting responsible tweets.

There is nothing more ironic in the Trump whitehouse than Melania Trump choosing cyber bullying as her keystone issue (not that she seems to have taken any public action on the matter.) Trump himself being quite possibly the biggest cyber bully active today. So, while you are sitting at home crafting your own tweets you will be most comfortable wearing a Not My President t shirt. You can tweet about whatever you would like, perhaps you saw a cute dog that the world needs to hear about. Maybe you spent five minutes perfectly positioning your breakfast sandwich to get ideal lighting for the social post you are intending to create about it later. Or possibly you’ve recently gotten married and have a whole heap of wedding pictures and anecdotes you want to share online. Sure, the pictures and stories will make your single friends groan, sure no one except your mom cares at all about your wedding photos, and she doesn’t even have social media. But, you can rest assured that literally anything you say online will be more graceful and coherent than Donald Trump’s Twitter feed.

If you’ve got a long mirror you can sit or lounge in front of so that you can see your Not My President t shirt while you are typing and be reminded to tweet responsibly that would be ideal.